luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

reashoring:

this post has got more notes in an hour than the amount of followers I’ve gotten in 3 years

reashoring:

this post has got more notes in an hour than the amount of followers I’ve gotten in 3 years

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina:  ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )

8bitfuture:

GIF: Evolution of the iPhone

8bitfuture:

GIF: Evolution of the iPhone

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY